Thursday, December 1, 2011

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

never desired any other female

A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female...
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Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana

3 Womens
Topic: Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana

American: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Khana Tum Pakao Gaye
2nd Din Us Ne Kuch Na Kiya
3rd Din Usney Rost Bana Liya


Thursday, September 15, 2011

Wishing u happy Eid
Wishing u happy Eid,
soft as silk,
white as milk,
sweet as honey,
full of money and bubli as u

.Kon kahta ha k Bangladesh main job nahi milti

.Kon kahta ha k Bangladesh main job nahi milti

Yeh lo Jharo
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Or shandar career ka agaz karo;-)Eid Mubarak...

Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho

Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho, EiD Mubarak.

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

Missing you a lot on this Eid

Missing you a lot on this Eid.
Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .
Happpppy Eid Mubarik
May this... Eid bring Fun,
Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Eid-ul-Zuha SMS

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,

Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,

Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,



Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

Eid-ul-Zuha SMS, Bakra Eid SMS, Funny sms

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“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’

Ye Bakra Bhej Raha Hun Isse eid tak pani aur Chara Kilete pilate rehna


Sukriye

 Aur Han
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Bakra Eid Mubarak

Urdu Romantic Sms | Urdu Shayari

News: Indian Government ne 25 paise ke coins band Kiya.

Reason: Guess??

Anyone????

Nahi Maloom????
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Are Jab Woh Kog Ek Anna Ko control nahi kar paye tu char Anna Ko Kaise Control Karenge?

Funny Eid SMS, Eid Ul Fitar SMS Urdu Sms | Urdu Shayari

Baat karte hain takalluf se jahan milte hain
                 Ab woh Pahle ki tarah hum se kaha milte hain
Q tere shahar me rone nahi deta koi
                 Kya tere shahar me aanso bhi giran milte hain



بات کرتے ہیں تکلّف سے جہاں ملتے ہیں
اب  وہ  پہلے  کی  طرح  ہم  سے کہا ملتے ہیں
کیوں تیرے شہر میں رونے نہیں دیتا کوئی 
کیا تیرے شہر میں آنسو  بھی گراں  ملتے ہیں

Friday, July 1, 2011

Urdu sms

I love your eyes

I love your eyes,
I love your smile,
I cherish your ways,
I adore your style
What can I say?
You are 1 of a kind & 24/7

When it comes 2 luv

 When it comes 2 love,
its hard 2 know if u have d right 1.
Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y?
Bcoz Words cant immortalize emotions.


Touch my heart & u will feel

\ Touch my heart & u will feel,
Listen to my heart & u will hear,
Look into my heart & u will see that
U will alwayz be a special part of me.

One hours equals 60 minutes 

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes
and that one minute equals 60 seconds,
but they never told me that one second
without you can last for ever!

My Wishes in 2o11 

My Wishes in 2011
God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that’s all! ”


My wishes for you in year 2011

 My wishes for you in year 2011
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2011.



2011 is at the door

 2011 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.


New rules of life for 2011 

1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

Year 2 follow be the best

 God Bless U N Keep U Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow
Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

Good time Bad time 

Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..!
Bole to happy new year mamu

Littar tenu pain

Littar tenu pain

 Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey
Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey
Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey
Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey..hahaha

Pehli gal ay k

Me ne chand se ik din kaha
Bta mera mehbob kesa hy
Us ne kaha
Pehli gal ay k me tere piyo da nokr nai
Te doji gal ay
k inni doron nzr v kuj ni aanda.
Teeji gal ay he k ayho jai chawlan zamen tak rakhia karo menu na wich paya karo….;-)

Baarishon se keh do

In Baarishon se keh do kahi aur ja k barsaen Pappu
Q K meri China di Chapal Chickar wich tilak jandi ay…

Tawadey jaya Dost Ditta

Piyaar RAB ne sab nu vakh vakh ditta ,
Kisey nu ‘lakh’ Ditta,
Sanu Tawadey jaya Dost Ditta,
Yani Saanu Lakh to Vi Sawa lakh Ditta.

Funny Faraz Song

Me samja k wo mujh koi SONG suna rahe hai FARAZ
magar us na
Va Gujra va.
Va Gujra va.
 keh k apne bhai ko bula liy